Blogs Suck Ass

May 27, 2005

The end.

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To whom it may concern,
I’ve decided I can go nowhere but down from yesterdays brilliant post. This idea will just get repetive and will soon be as un-original/un-funny as a Canadian Sketchcom.

Thanks for the good times….
Courage.

May 26, 2005

A BLOG GOT ME PREGNANT!!!!

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I AM SOOOOOOOOOOO MAD RITE NOW. IMA JUS GONNA HIT THE KEYBORD TO SHOW MY ANGUR!!! HSOIANVOIRJNGOIRNGRG!!!!! C!!!!

K, I haven’t beeeen honest. I secretly LUV BLOGGS! <3<3<3<3<3

Like I’m soo sorri! MY HOLE LIFE IS A LIE!!!!!!?1@! I’m sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo sadd :’( :’(.

K, I really luv blogss, i mean they r soo sexci. N I decided to take my relationship to the next levl wit 1 of my blogfriends, AND HE GOT ME PREGNANT!!!!!!

I’m soooooooo confuseed, should I keep the baby blog, ore abortt itt? I HATE BLOGS SOOOOOOOOOO MUCH NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 I’M GOING TO DEVOTE MY BLOG TO HOW MUCH I HATE BLOGSS FROM NOW ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Current mood - PREGNANT
Current music - I’M 2 SAD 2 LISTEN 2 MUSICK!!!.

May 25, 2005

LOLZZZZZ!

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K! I’m goiing 2 rite a poem bout how much i hate blogs!

Blogs r gay,
Blogs r queer,
Blogs r stoopid,
Hurray from Jesus!

Thats my poem!!!!!11!

I hopedd u lik’d it.

Ok, so me n J 2 tha OOLEEE saw a blog that looked like ASHTON KUTCHER!!!! and joolee wuz all like “thts a sexci blog” I was like “no way hunny” so then I went up 2 the blog and kicked it in the lefft nutt!1!!!!!/?é!?@!!!!#Æ!2@#!

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

LK!! I’m dun updatig my blogg, c u l8r boi! LMAO SMPLSMPLSMPL!!! LKE SK8R BIO BY AVRIL LAVIGNE!~!!!!!!

Current mood - Sk8er boi-ish
Current song - Beethoven’s 5th…. J/K SK8ER BOI!!!!!!!

May 24, 2005

BLOG HATE (sic) CRIMES

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LOL! So, today, like me ‘n Jess saw dis crippled 6 year old blog walking down the streeet, and she was all like “OMG! I htae blogs!!!” N I wuz all lke “ME 2!” So then we decided to beat the stoopid blog up, and it was crippled, and it was funny ROFLMFAO!!!!! Then itz mum yelled at us “HATE CRIMES!!!” and we wuz like “fxck u and ur pathetic attempt at a kid 2!” Then we ran!!! LOL! I’m sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo funny! :P :P :P :P <::::::::::::::::::::::::::8

Kurrent mood - EMO :’( :’(
Kurrent mu(sic) - I hate myself and want to die - Nirvana

R.I.P KURT COBAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

May 23, 2005

I’m BACK!!!!

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K k kkkkkk K, I no I hven’t updated my blog in a loooooooooooooooooooonnng time k? So i’m gonna tri to update as much as possibllE! K, soo yesturday, I saw a blog at the store, and I rember how much I HATE BLOGS so I threw a brick at its head lol! Stoopid blogs, I hope they choke. OMG so me n’ zach are like, best friends, I’m going to show you how much I luv u zack!!!!

<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 ZACK backwards 3> backwards 3> backwards3>

OK!!! I’m dun updatin’ my blog, hope u enjoy!!!!

LOL Seacreast out LOL!

Blogs Suck

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OMG!!!!!!!!!!!111 I finally have a blog to talk about how much i hate blogs?1?!!!!!11! Well NEwayz, blogs r stoopid, wit 2 0’s!! I hate blogs this much
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c? dat’s a lot of hate lolollollolololololollololol. NE1 who no’s me better put me in there blogs or else i will kill them lololol!

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