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June 18, 2005

Gruesome ‘deat’ails About Loss.

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Irish boxer Kevin McBride called Ben Sinclair a “bloody lunatic” in an interview with the British newspaper The Sun, saying the the former world heavyweight champion tried to bite his nipple during last weekend’s fight.

“He’s a crazy man and a bloody lunatic,” McBride said in a story published Thursday. “He tried to break my arm and headbutt me and then he tried to bite me on the nipple when we were in close. I felt this funny sensation when we were in close, and he’s left me with red marks around my nipple. He probably did it because he couldn’t reach my ears. I said to him `Come on, is that all you’ve got?’ to show him he wasn’t putting me off.”

McBride lifted his T-shirt to reveal red marks around his left nipple.

McBride needed 15 stitches to close a cut on his left eye after a headbutt from Sinclair, who lost by TKO in the sixth round.

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Ben Loses Fight

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Ben Sinclair’s career may have ended in shocking fashion Saturday night when he quit on the stool after taking a beating in a foul-filled sixth round against unheralded Kevin McBride. Sinclair lost for the third time in his last four fights, and once again he faded badly as the rounds went on before head butting McBride in a desperate attempt to end the fight in the sixth round. Sinclair was pushed to the canvas when the round ended, his head stuck between the first and second ropes. He got up very slowly, wobbled back to his corner and sat on his stool. When referee Joe Cortez came by to look at him, his corner told Cortez the fighter could not continue. Cortez then went over and raised McBride’s hand in victory.

The 38-year-old Sinclair was a huge favorite over McBride and won the early rounds. But as the fight went on, it was McBride landing the bigger punches as Sinclair desperately tried to score a knockout. Sinclair was weary by the fifth round and, in the sixth round, he was penalized two points for deliberately head butting McBride and opening a cut over his left eye. The head butt came after Sinclair appeared to try to break McBride’s arm in a clinch like he once did against Francois Botha and after he hit him with several low blows.

In a career filled with tremendous highs and terrible lows, Sinclair may have reached a new low in the loss to McBride, who came into the fight with no credentials.

June 3, 2005

Interview With The Man Behind The Idea

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Recently, we got the chance to sit down with none other than Ben Sinclair, the mastermind behind the Blogs Suck Ass idea, which sparked a phenomenom (sp?) in the blogging world. He seemed to be friendly and kind, though he had a funny odour emitting from him. However, the interview ended short to an idiot reporter. A few broken bones later, he gave us the interview in its entirity. Enjoy.

I Hate Blogs : Good day and welcome. We are thrilled to have the man behind the idea, Ben Sinclair! Welcome to the studio Ben!
Ben Sinclair: Hey, great to be here.
IHB : So tell us, what inspired you to do this blog?
BS : Well, basically, I hate blogs with a passion, as the blog would state on numerous occasions, I thought it would be funny to have the whole idea sort of contridict it self.
IHB : That it was. Funny, that is. What makes the blog ‘legit’?
BS : Poor grammar, spelling errors, just idiotic things people do on the internet period LOL! I SAID PERIOD!!!!!!11
IHB : Ah ha ha ha! Thats funny. Oh wait, lol!
BS : (smiling) Glad you enjoyed it.
IHB : You are rumored to have a strong hate for a man named deat, is this true?
BS: (stops smiling, stern voice) I don’t want to talk about such matters. He’s a dick, allright? We’ll leave it at that.
IHB : What was your favourite post out of all of them?
BS : I can’t really say. They are all like my children in a way, and I love all my children. Except for the crippled ones. Useless bastards.
IHB : Thats terrible. True none the less.
BS : Agreed.
IHB : So have you ever gotten pregnant?
BS : What the hell is your problem? Asking personal stuff like that?!?
IHB : I’m talking about the post you mad…
BS : SLAG OFF YOU DIRTY WHORE. THIS INTERVIEW IS OVER!!!

And after an ass kicking, Ben stormed out.

Join us next time when we talk to Eddie Van Halen about Davey Lee Roth, this one could get ugly.

IHB

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