Interview With The Man Behind The Idea
Recently, we got the chance to sit down with none other than Ben Sinclair, the mastermind behind the Blogs Suck Ass idea, which sparked a phenomenom (sp?) in the blogging world. He seemed to be friendly and kind, though he had a funny odour emitting from him. However, the interview ended short to an idiot reporter. A few broken bones later, he gave us the interview in its entirity. Enjoy.
I Hate Blogs : Good day and welcome. We are thrilled to have the man behind the idea, Ben Sinclair! Welcome to the studio Ben!
Ben Sinclair: Hey, great to be here.
IHB : So tell us, what inspired you to do this blog?
BS : Well, basically, I hate blogs with a passion, as the blog would state on numerous occasions, I thought it would be funny to have the whole idea sort of contridict it self.
IHB : That it was. Funny, that is. What makes the blog ‘legit’?
BS : Poor grammar, spelling errors, just idiotic things people do on the internet period LOL! I SAID PERIOD!!!!!!11
IHB : Ah ha ha ha! Thats funny. Oh wait, lol!
BS : (smiling) Glad you enjoyed it.
IHB : You are rumored to have a strong hate for a man named deat, is this true?
BS: (stops smiling, stern voice) I don’t want to talk about such matters. He’s a dick, allright? We’ll leave it at that.
IHB : What was your favourite post out of all of them?
BS : I can’t really say. They are all like my children in a way, and I love all my children. Except for the crippled ones. Useless bastards.
IHB : Thats terrible. True none the less.
BS : Agreed.
IHB : So have you ever gotten pregnant?
BS : What the hell is your problem? Asking personal stuff like that?!?
IHB : I’m talking about the post you mad…
BS : SLAG OFF YOU DIRTY WHORE. THIS INTERVIEW IS OVER!!!
And after an ass kicking, Ben stormed out.
Join us next time when we talk to Eddie Van Halen about Davey Lee Roth, this one could get ugly.
IHB
